localvoidcat:

goodnight strange homosexuals in my device i will see you all tomorrow if the fog doesn’t get me

zerojanitor:

i know some people criticize the “put a bow on a creature so people know its a girl” approach to character design but come on this rules

youcancallmeaddy:

Dear customer who’s old enough to be my own father…..

cashiercomplaints:

Food for thought.

cashiercomplaints:

It’s kind of frustrating being scheduled to work at the service desk being pulled to cover cashier’s breaks when there are other cashiers standing around that are part of a “clique” doing absolutely nothing because their little buddy is “in charge” today. 🙄

How hard is it for people just to do their jobs?

queenofthecastle9715:

Customer: how are you

Me: alive

Customer: for now

Me:*hands bag to customer as I try not to shake* have a nice day

Originally posted by nelba-deactivated20230206

youcancallmeaddy:

the-real-numbers:

Sorry, himbo machine broke

teamnowalls:

ask-bot:

What simple task are you surprisingly bad at?

being mentally stable

casmick-consequences:

yorickish:

there’s nothing worse than getting an email

except for getting a phone call

ofborrowedlight:

drharleyquinn-medicinewoman:

iamnotthecatladynextdoor:

daily-joker:

Thanks for ruining the funnest thing I had going. Now I don’t even feel like torturing him.

Joker finding out the Batman’s true identity in HARLEY QUINN Season 1 finale “The Final Joke”

Y’all are missing the best part

I can’t breathe

WHERE’S HIS GODDAMN ELECTRIC CAR, BRUCE

alphacrone:

i will no longer be referring to my chronic illness as such. instead I will only refer to it as an UNBREAKABLE ANCESTRAL CURSE.

ovur:

frikinnerd:

flunkett:

ovur:

ovur:

You don’t remember my old url….? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don’t… don’t touch me.

*trips while I’m running away and you get a panty shot*

Huh

Can you believe they tried to monetize this shit

Ok I’ll go fuck myself

glorianas:

lots of legit criticism about twilight but the way sparkling vampires made adult men absolutely incoherent with rage is a net positive